Punjabi banda usa mein rahta tha aur vaha usne ek tota khairda hua thha.
tota roj subha utth ke bolta tha: “wake up sir, you have to go to work”
bandey ko kisi vajah se punjab mein vapis aana pada, aur vo tote ko bhi apne sath le aya
ab uska tota ye bolta hai
tota: “utth oye fuddi deya, aaj bund marwan nahi jana” (in hindi: “uth sale gaandu, aaj tune gand marwane nahi jana“)