आसाराम बापू जेल में खाने के लिए जहाँ खड़े होते हैं लाइन वहीँ से शुरू होती है

Ek aurat bache ke liye ro rahi thi ek engg ne rone ki wajah puchi aurat ne kaha k mera bacha bimar hai aur dawa k liye paise nahi hai engg ne 1000 ka note diya aur kaha jao dawa lelo aur 100 ka dudh b.......

1 naik admi jis ki adat thi k wo rastay me milne wale har shakhs ko salam krta tha. par 1 shakhs us k salam ka jwab daine k bajaye usay galiyan deta. phir b wo naik insan har roz salam karta. 1 din us.......

Nanha munna bachha hu main. sabke man ko main harsaau. pyar se mujhko jo bhi dekhe. pass main uske aana chahu. ada hai meri ye nakhrali. baah o ko. sabki tarsaau :d muskan meri. aisi albeli. dil me sa.......

Petrol pump se 21 km door 1 faujitruck ka petrol khatam ho gaya 2nd seat par major beitha tha santa driver ne major ko bataya k sir petrol pump tak dhakka laganaparrayga sub neechay utray aur ... dhak.......

Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib prani ke bareme padhenge.. is jiv ka naam hai... "girlfriend". yeh aksar college me payi jati hai... inka poustik aahar he boyfriend ka bheja aur wallet. inhe aksar naraz hone ka .......

Ek ladki ki 5 crore ki lottery nikli , company ne socha k achanak btayege to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai, usne pappu ko ye kaam diya or kaha k ladki ko kuchh iss tarah se btana ki wo khushhi se mar .......