Yesterday I was mugged by a thief SHARE FacebookTwitter Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, "Your money or your life!" I told him, "I am married... i.e. no money and no life." We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke