*woke up* *looking awkwardly at everyone *
mom- uth gya?
me- haanji
mom- sharam nahi aati itni late uthata hai, itna mota ho gaya ho hai, tere dost tujhe chidhate nhi hai kya?
*after taking bath*
mom- beta breakfast karlena, lo parantha.
me- *eats 1, eats 2, eats 3*
mom- aajkal tu khana theek se nahi khata, dubla ho jayega toh log kya kahenge.