Wife:”mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me daal k siva kuch nai .
husband:”jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,
me pochu to kehna korma gir gaya.. .
phir dosra bartan girana, kehna biryani gir gai..
fir me kahuga chalo daal hi le aao…:p
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mehmano k aane k bad bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. .
husbnd:”kya hua.. ??.
wife: “maa ki aankh….. daal hi gir gai .