Wife: Janu Iss Valentine Aap Muje Kya Doge SHARE FacebookTwitter Wife: janu iss valentine aap muje kya doge?Husband: white rose!Wife: lekin har baar to aap red rose dete ho.Husband: darling, pehle main tumse pyaar Ki aasha rakhta tha, ab shanti ki aasha rakhta hun!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
