Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband SHARE FacebookTwitter Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: “up! quick! my husband is back!” man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: “damn, i am the husband!”More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
