wife SHARE FacebookTwitter Wife; i'm going to london. do u want any gift? husband: (mazak me) me manguga woh tum la nahi paogi. wife : mang ke to dekho husband : i want a british girl.. wife:ok... wife returns husband: where iz gift? wife: wait for 9 months!!!!!!!!'More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke