When someone touches U and U don't feel it SHARE FacebookTwitter When someone touches u and u don't feel it, it's ignorance. when someone touches you and you feel, it's love. when nobody touches you but you feel it, it's khujli (itching).More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke