Veg joke

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Veg joke.... ek aalu ne bhindi k cell pe i love u ka sms bheja.. bhindi ne aalu ko phone karke bahut sunaya.. boli tum itne mote, saste...aur main ekdum slim and sexy... aalu ka toh dil hi toot gaya...aur phir usne itni sabziya fansaayi ki aaj aap dekh sakte ho... aalu-ghobi, aalu-bengan, aalu-shimla mirch aalu-paalak, aalu-matar, aalu-gaajar, aalu-chhole, aalu-methi. aur bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai... moral: jo attitude dikhata hai, akela reh jaata hai...... samosa said to aloo:- jab mein fry hota hun to tumhe cover karke garam oil se bacha leta hu because i luv u....?? aloo said:- jab log tumhe fry hone k foran baad khate hai to main unka muh jala deta hun becoz i luv u too....?? . . . moral- inki luv story pe na jayein.. samosa thanda karke khaiyen.. very touching

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