Ultimate hit!!
husband calls from delhi to his wife in chandigarh
servant picked the phone.
husband: memsaab se baat karao
servant: woh toh sahab ke saath kamre mein hai
husband: par sahab to mai hoon
servant: ab mai kya karu?
husband: maar de dono ko mai hold karta hoon
after killing..
servant: laasho ka kya karu?
husband: ghar ke piche wale swimming pool mein phek ke bhaag jaa?.
servant: par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
husband: ye 45678922 hai???
servant: nahi? ye 45688922 hai?
husband: oh sorry, wrong number