Two men went bear hunting.
while one stayed in the cabin,
the other went out looking for a bear.
he soon found a huge bear,
shot at it but only wounded it.
the enraged bear charged toward him,
he dropped his rifle
and started running for the cabin
as fast as he could.
he ran pretty fast
but the bear was just a little faster
and gained on him
with every step.
just as he reached the open cabin door,
he tripped and fell flat.
too close behind to stop,
the bear tripped over him
and went rolling into the cabin.
the man jumped up,
closed the cabin door
and yelled to his friend inside,
"you skin this one
while i go and get another!"