Two guys are walking thru the woods when they see a charging Grizzly Bear SHARE FacebookTwitter Two guys are walking thru the woods when they see a charging grizzly bear. first guy says "run for it!" second guy says, "you can't outrun a grizzly!" first guy says "i don't have to outrun the bear, i just have to outrun you."More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke