Two computers are walking down the street together SHARE FacebookTwitter Two computers are walking down the street together. one turns to the other and says 'why do you think everyone finds computers so boring?' the other computer turns to him and says... ...beeeeeeep!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke