Teacher pappu se: “khali jagah poori karo, 900 chuhe kha kar billi ________ chali”
pappu: “900 choohe kha kar billi slow-slow chali”
teacher gusse se: “khade ho jao, mazak karte ho”
pappu: “miss ye bhi maine aapka dil rakhne ke liye keh diya warna 900 choohe kha kar billi ka baap bhi nahi chal sakta“