She : I want to breakup with you SHARE FacebookTwitter She : i want to breakup with you. you don'tever call me, you asshole. me : arre main busy tha, new lamborghini aventador lia maine!! she : ahhhh! my jaanu!so cute ! kab li? kaha hai? me : laptop pe hai , nfs' me she : mc.. bc..More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke