Sardar(bety sy): tere result da ki bunya
beta: principle sahab da puter fail ay!
sardar: ty tu?
beta: doctor sahab da puter vi fail ay!
sardar: ty tera ki bunya?
beta: o khan sahab da puter vi fail ay!
sardar: kaminy main tera phuchiya ay?
beta: ty tu kyra allama iqbal ay, tera
puter vi fail ay!!!