Santa: Oye Banta Machhli Khayega

संता: तेरी बीवी को इंग्लिश आती है क्या?
बंता : नह.......

Santa:- ager "bivi ko "bhootni lipat jaye, to tu kya karega ? . .......

Banta was travelling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. the driver adjusted th.......

Santa:You know Google is a woman?
Banta: Why?
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Traffic Cop: Didn't you see the speed limit sign.......

Santa: Kyon Aap Aur Aapki Patni Har Samay Ladai Karte Hain?<.......