Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. next day he closed his bank account. know why? because the bank's slogan was: we make your dreams come true...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

इतने बेदार ज़माने में ये साज़िश भरी रात

jaane kahan the aur chale the kahan se hum

जाने कहाँ थे और चले थे कहाँ से हम

jab bhi aankhon mein teri ruKHsat ka manzar aa gaya

जब भी आँखों में तिरी रुख़्सत का मंज़र आ गया

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him

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