Santa was told by his doctor that SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa was told by his doctor that, "maybe one day he would get parkinson's or alzheimer's?" pat came the reply, "i better get parkinson's because it is better to spill half a peg of scotch than forget where one kept the bottle!"More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke