Santa: The wife caught me cheating yesterday SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa: the wife caught me cheating yesterday. it was a stupid and careless mistake. banta: oh my god! so bad. santa: yep, it's sad, she's never going to play 'monopoly' with me again.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke