Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya
Santa: doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: mareez kahan hai?
Santa: mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa rocks!