Santa texted his son SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa texted his son, pappu, "what does idk, ly & ttyl mean?" pappu texted, "i don't know, love u, talk to u later." santa texted back, "don't worry, i'll ask banta".More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
