Santa: My wife said SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa: my wife said, she needed some space in her life. banta: so what steps are you taking? santa: i agreed and hung 2 "star wars" posters in the kitchen.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke