Santa misses bus SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa misses bus. he chases it and huffing & puffing reaches home. he realizes that he saved 5 bucks & informs his wife, jeeto about it. jeeto gets angry and says, "oye, why didn't u chase taxi & save 100 bucks?"More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke