Santa: “meri biwi itna majak karti hai ke main tumhe kya bataun”
banta: “kaisa majak?”
santa: “kal mene pichhe se chupke se uski aankhon pe
haath rakh ke awaaj badal kar usko puchha main kaun hoon?
to pahale wo boli “doodh wala?”
maine kaha “nahi”
to wo boli “paper wala” maine kaha “nahi”
phir wo boli “makan malik hona?”
dekha kitna mazak karti hai na“