Santa kaafi din baad banta se milne aaya aur aate hi usne poochha.
santa: “aur suna yaar, biwi se jhagda solve hua ya nahi?”
banta: “abe ghutno par chal ke aayi thi mere paas, ghutno pe.”
santa: “kya baat kar raha hai, sach mein.”
banta: “aur nahi to kya.”
santa: “fir kya boli?”
banta: “boli bed ke neeche se baahar aa jao, pakka ab nahi maarungi.“