Santa ka usa ka visa laga aur socha ki chalo usa ghum ke aaye
usa pahunch gaya aur socha ki,
aaj shopping mall mein chalta hun aur goriyo ko dekhta hun.
ab hai to hamara santa tharki hi,
usne samne jaati ek gori ko dekha aur uske piche lag gaya.
thodi si aage jake bheed thi usne jake chupke se gori ki gxnd mein ungli de di.
esa karte hi achanak gori ko paad (fart) aa gaya aur santa ki ungli bahar aa gayi.
ye dekh ke vo hairan hua aur bola....
santa: “wah re america, yaha to gxnd mein bhi security system lage hue hai“