SANTA in court(sad): Bachpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa in court(sad): bachpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna padta.:(:'( judge: kya kehti thi maa?:/ santa: judge sahab aap bhi jaahilon wali baat kar rahe ho. jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau kya kehti thi....8-| :> /:)More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
