Santa: I was driving on the freeway and I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa: i was driving on the freeway and i saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said 'heaven'! he got hit by my car. banta: then what happened? santa: he seemed like a nice guy, so he probably made it.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
