Santa goes to a petrol pump & sees a board SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa goes to a petrol pump & sees a board, "don't use your mobile here." he picks his mobile phone, calls jeeto and banta from his phone & advises them to desist calling him for the next 10 minutes.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
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Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke