Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundli dikhane gaya.
jyotishi : tera naam santa singh hai?
santa (impressed) : ji maharaaj.
jyotishi : preeto teri biwi hai ?
santa (in admiring tone) : ji, ji maharaj..!
jyotishi : tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka hai?
santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar) ji haan maharaj...!
jyotishi : tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain?
santa (jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey) maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho...!
jyotishi : agli baar aana to.. kundli laana..ration card nahin..!