Santa being romantic to his wife SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa being romantic to his wife. "one day god tested me, erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now? i told him your name and he replied, "i am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted"More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke