*Phone Rings* *Unknown No SHARE FacebookTwitter *phone rings* *unknown no.* me- kon ? she- mein tennu smjhawan ki, na tere bina lagda ji... me- will you marry me..? . . she- is gaane ko apni caller tune bnane ke liye 8 dabaye..!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke