Patni Pati Se Chipakte Hue Boli SHARE FacebookTwitter Patni pati se chipakte hue boli. patni: “main tumhare liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hun.” pati: “achha, to kya tum mere liye chaand ban sakti ho?” patni: “haan kyun nahi, bilkul ban sakti hun.” pati: “okay, to tum ab mujh se 384,400 km door chali jao”More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke