पति: मैं तुम्हारी सारी सहेलियों को रंग लगाऊँगा लेकिन तुम्हें नहीं। SHARE FacebookTwitter पति: मैं तुम्हारी सारी सहेलियों को रंग लगाऊँगा लेकिन तुम्हें नहीं।पत्नी: मुझे क्यों नहीं, मेरी सहेलियों को क्यों?पति: जान तुम्हारी स्किन खराब हो जायेगी न।पत्नी: ओह, कितने अच्छे हो तुम।More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke