Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, par, ek bhi baccha nahi hua!
pandit: mein badrinath me tumhare naam ka diya jala dunga. jis-se tumahri manokamna poori hogi
10 saal baad… pandit uske ghar aaya. ghar me 10 bacche the
pandit: mubarak ho ! baccho ke papa kaha hai..??
wife: badrinath gaye hain, diya bujhaane….