One little pig walked into a bar one day and asked the bartender for a glass of lemonade then he asked where the toilet was the bartender said "down the hall to the left straight ahead". then another pig walked into the bar and asked the bartender for a glass of lemonade then he asked where the toilet was once again the bartender said "down the hall to the left straight ahead". another pig walked into the bar and asked for a glass of lemonade and then the bartender asked "don't you want to know where the toilet is". "no i'm the little pig that went wewewe all the way home".