Once a pathan was putting glue under his shoes outside mosque SHARE FacebookTwitter Once a pathan was putting glue under his shoes outside mosque, a friend came and asked him what is he doing. he said every time i come to pray my shoe gets stolen, i am putting glue so that no one can take it.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke