Lady teacher student se: “tum hass kyu rahe ho?”
student: “maine abhi aapki br@ ka ek strap dekh liya”
teacher: “get out of class for one week”
tabhi ek doosra bachha bhi hus pada
teacher: “ab tum kyu hasse ho?”
student: “maine do strap dekh liye”
teacher gusse se: “get out for one month”
tabhi vo chalk uthane ke liye jhukki
to santa class se bahar jane laga
teacher ne puchha ki tu bahar kyu jaa raha hai
santa: “madam main jo dekha hai
us kaaran muje lag raha hai
shayad mere school ke din khatam ho gaye“.