Kid: Mom did you see me before I was born SHARE FacebookTwitter Kid: Mom did you see me before I was born? Mom: No I didn't. Kid: Then after I was born how did u know its me? Mom shocked... Moral - These type of kids become external Auditors and come for Audit!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke