Jeeto: Did you go shopping for my birthday present SHARE FacebookTwitter Jeeto: did you go shopping for my birthday present? santa: yeah, and i found a perfect thing for you. jeeto: you're such a darling. and what exactly is it? santa: nothing!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke