Jeeto: Could you please go and buy one carton of milk SHARE FacebookTwitter Jeeto: could you please go and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6. a short time later santa comes back with 6 cartons of milk. jeeto: why did you buy 6 cartons of milk? santa: they had eggs.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke