Interviewer: there are 500
bricks on a plane. you drop one outside. how many are left?
applicant: that?s easy, 499
interviewer: what are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
applicant: open the fridge.
put the elephant in.
close the fridge.
interviewer: what are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
applicant: open the fridge.
take the elephant out.
put the deer in.
close the fridge.
interviewer: it?s lion?s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
applicant: because the deer is in the fridge.
interviewer: how does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
applicant: she just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion?s birthday.
interviewer: last question. in the end the old lady still died.
why?
applicant: err?.i guess she drowned?
interviewer: no! she was hit by the brick. you may leave now.