I'm on my way to the hospital right now SHARE FacebookTwitter I'm on my way to the hospital right now... My neighbour's kid swallowed my 4GB memory card; and now he is . .. ... busy singing all the songs on the memory card. I am praying that he doesn't get to the video section anytime soon!More SHARE FacebookTwitter TagsMast Jokes Video
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke