If You Don't Call Me All Day I'll Understand SHARE FacebookTwitter If you don't call me all day i'll understand. when you don't text me all day i'll understand. you don't have time to spend with me i'll understand when i move on with my life and leave you in the past i hope you understand.. !More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke