If I were an artist SHARE FacebookTwitter If I were an artist, you would be my picture. If I were a poet, you would be my inspiration. If I were an author you would be my story. . . . . But when it comes to you, I would rather prefer to be a cartoonist!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke