I want U to know that U are very important to me SHARE FacebookTwitter I want u to know that u are very important to me, it's impossible for me to live without u even 4 a second! u r my life & i can feel u everywhere.... don't mind i was talking about oxygen...More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke