I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN SHARE FacebookTwitter I once had a one-2-one night with a virgin. she teased me till i got an erickson. sucked me till my face went orange till i busted my load of seimen over her nokiasMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke