A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy
cigarettes.
he walks down to the store to find it closed. so he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
at the bar he sees a beautiful woman & starts talking to her. they have a few beers & one thing leads to another & they end up in her apartment.
later, he wakes up & realizes its 3 am & says,
“oh no, its so late, my wife’s going to get really angry. have you got any talcum powder?”
she gives him some powder.
he rubs it on his hands & leaves.
at the door, angry wife “where the hell have you been?”
“well, honey, i went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. so i went to the bar to use the vending machine. i saw this great looking girl there & we had a few drinks & one thing led to another & i ended up in bed with her.”
“oh yeah? let me see your hands!” she sees his hands are covered with powder. “you god damn liar! you were playing pool again!”
moral of the story : always tell your wife the truth. she won’t believe you anyway=d=))